Petey's Piece of the World
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Blogs are so 2005 :: Insert tongue into cheek

I just want to let Patric know that the reason I got so many comments on my last blog entry had nothing to do with the quality or humor of the post, but mearly that it was a subject people seem to want to discuss... and discussions on blogs lead to a lot of comments.

Remember when everyone had a blog a year ago... I mean everyone. I think even mom was about to start one. The kitchen sink had a huge cult fan base and the rest was history. But that was then and this is now. Blog are lame! Anybody who is anybody knows that they are just a self rightous way to imagine one's self as being more important than others. A website dedicated to me. Where all of my life is spelled out for the world to read, but wait... did I mention that I want my life to be private? That stupid patriot act is cramping my style. No one should know what I'm up to, but please don't stop reading my blog, just comment and forget about what I said, after all you can judge your value in the world by the number of comments you get.

I want as many comments as possible and everyone to like me... but I want to be unique and not care what anyone has to say about anything! Wait... please don't leave... I like you... just don't copy me you bastard! no... okay fine... I didn't mean that. Secretly, I want everyone to be like me and do everything I do. But know that I was the first and best. It was my idea from the get go. Don't take credit for something I obviously did first... I am the ultimate blogger... well I was until you all started copying me, now I just write in a journal and read it out my bedroom window each night at 6:42pm, you'll have to swing by sometime and see how cool I am.

 

2 Comments:

see now that's interesting! I wish i lived in WI! And by the way currently i am holding for an ipod specialist! I'll tell what happened if you call me!

There is a dopey grin pasted across my face. Blogs are kinda one of the lesser evils. My blog isn't even really truthful, strictly entertainment, like the news. Blogs are kinda of lame, but then again, so am I. I look forward to reading and commenting on each of my siblings logs like everyday. Its the first thing I do when I come home, unles Avatar is on and the only thing I do when I have a break between classes. I guess what I'm trying to say is, "plz don't quit."

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